Author Archives: Scribe Doll
In the Mountains of Abruzzo
The plan had been to spend a week in Tuscany. Then, I closed my eyes and opened The Rough Guide to Italy at a random page. No, not Tuscany. Abruzzo. The National Park of Abruzzo. 400 square kilometres of rugged, … Continue reading
Odds & Ends: The English Food Complex
Of course, not all the English are like this. “Is this all right, my dear, or is it too much?” The hostess looks in earnest. You stare at the minuscule mound before you, and resist the temptation of lifting your … Continue reading
Pet Hates: Pet Likes: London Transport 2
Last week, Adrian challenged me to come up with a list of ‘likes’ about London Transport. So, here we go: Pet Hates Likes: London Transport 2 No. 1 Teenagers on the bus. The smaller boys grab the overhead bars, swing … Continue reading
Pet Hates: London Transport
No. 1 On the Tube, men who mark their territory by spreading their knees so wide, you have less room in the seat next to them, than entitled to by train designer. Solution: Wait for the train to brake and, … Continue reading
Odds & Ends: Isn’t It Romantic?
Two days ago, the nation was swept into a pink fluffy cloud of romance. The Government encouraged this mass adoration of somebody else’s wedding by decreeing a Bank Holiday. The country was momentarily distracted from economic problems, Britain’s increasing involvement … Continue reading
Pet Hates: Doctors – the New Priests
First, there were the priests. Now, there are the doctors. Has anyone else noticed the similarities between those two? Along with lawyers, they have always formed the most loathed and derided professional triumvirate in literature and the theatre. Anton Chekhov, … Continue reading
Words and Civilisation: Being Realistic
When I first started writing this blog, and announced it to just about everyone I knew, one of my acquaintances declared – point blank – that she would not be reading it. “Nobody reads blogs, anymore,” she said. “There’s too many … Continue reading
Words and Civilisation: Yes and No
Rule Number One to be truly English. Banish at once the following two words from your vocabulary: ‘yes’ and ‘no’. They are unsightly, un-English, and compromising. They state an absolute, and that is bad-mannered. After all, who gives you the … Continue reading
Words and Civilisation: I Tried To Call You
“I tried to call you.” How many times have you heard that one? It is annoying enough when friends say it but when I hear it in a professional context, I have to repress my instinct to pounce and tear … Continue reading