Last Night of the Proms

I caught the end of the Last Night of the Proms on television last night.  The Royal Albert Hall was once again filled with people, many wearing blue berets with yellow European Union stars, but most waving small Union Jacks from plastic sticks, swaying to Land of Hope and Glory and Jerusalem as the concert drew to a close.  I catch the Last Night every year – always the last few minutes, never the whole concert.  I’ve always felt a certain ambivalence towards the occasion. 

I used to go to the Proms while married to my first husband, a true devotee.  Most of our summers revolved around queueing outside the Albert Hall – or so it felt like to me.  And why not? Where else could you hear classical music performed by the best orchestras and conductors in the world for a mere £3? Even if you had to spend hours standing in line, then continue standing in the crowded arena in the stifling heat, shrinking into yourself to avoid contact with the clammy skin of other sweaty classical music lovers, in my case standing on tiptoe half the time to see the performers over several rows of heads.  Unless you were lucky enough to be in the front row and lean on the brass rail behind the conductor – but for that you had to start queueing even earlier, especially if a famous orchestra or conductor or singer was on.  I still remember my first ever Prom – the first in 1998, as a matter of fact.  I stood at the rail, a few feet away from Bryn Terfel as his velvety bass-baritone filled the hall singing the role of Mephistopheles in Berlioz’s Damnation de Faust.  I’ve always pictured a more Elizabethan, Marlowian Mephistopheles: lithe, mercurial and crafty.  Bryn Terfel looked to me like a giant from the Mabinogion.  I was in awe of his voice, his magnetism, his presence.

There were the regular promenaders or prommers, who had a season ticket and queued for every concert, standing night after night in the arena.  I wondered how they earnt their living, given the number of daylight hours spent debating music on the steps of Prince Consort Road.  After the concert, as there was no pub close enough, they would often adjourn to the Imperial College bar, where more music was analysed, more composers dissected, more conductors reviewed, more autopsies carried out on the performance. It was a very friendly, welcoming group, all music worshippers.

There was a strict hierarchy in this group of regulars.  The senior members – those with the highest number of promming years under their belt, gave the signal to start the rhythmical stomping after an especially good performance; they appointed the person or persons to place the wreath on the bust of Sir Henry Wood on the Last Night; they also initiated the group shouts to the gallery or the orchestra, or the performers. When Thomas Hampson appeared, the cry rose: Arena to baritone: did you come in a hansom cab?  When the grand piano was brought onto the stage and the lid was opened,  the arena cried heave and the gallery echoed ho!  It might have been the other way around.  I wonder if they still do this.  I haven’t been to the Proms for about ten years.  The last time I went, since I was alone, I went where I’d always wanted to go: the gallery.  The atmosphere there was very different.  Less crowded, so with enough floor space to sit or even lie on.  I didn’t feel the pressure to belong.  But perhaps that was because I was much older by then.  It was also a lot less stifling.  I sat against a pillar, legs outstretched, listening to Manuel de Falla’s Nights in the Gardens of Spain.  I’ve always preferred sitting high up in a concert hall or opera house.  I like the sense of the notes mutating colours as they rise to the ceiling, becoming translucent, acquiring tiny sparks.

That summer in 1998, I must have attended twenty or so concerts.  One early Saturday afternoon, I struck up a conversation with a young Italian who was also queueing.  He turned out to be a composer called Stefano Curina.  He ended up writing the incidental music for my first ever translation: a play by Pirandello, which I subsequently directed.  

Then there was the night I had a heated argument with one of the regulars after a divine Glyndebourne concert performance of Porgy and Bess.  “If George Gershwin had continued along these lines,” said this particular regular, sipping lager the colour of urine from a plastic cup, “he would have become quite a good composer.”

I am woefully ignorant in matters of music, I can’t read scores and just about manage to get Brigg Fair and Greensleeves from my tenor baroque recorder; I usually bow to other people’s superior training and opinion in the field.  But you do NOT touch Gershwin in my presence.  Not unless you want to make me into a lifelong enemy.  For me there are three composers you cannot name with anything but the highest respect, devotion and adoration: J.S. Bach, George Gershwin and Giacomo Puccini.  The first reminds me that the world makes sense, the second makes me happy to be alive in it, and the third gives me permission to feel uncensored feelings in it.

1998 was also the only year when I went to the Last Night of the Proms.  The flag-waving, bordering on jingoism in my view, always made me feel uneasy.  It’s not jingoism, the regulars insisted.  It’s just a bit of fun – no one means anything by it.  And Rule Britannia has always made me cringe.  Don’t take it so seriously, it’s just tradition.  I figured it might be the only time I went to the Last Night,so decided not to be a spoilsport and to join the others in queueing from the night before.  We wanted to be in front, on the rail, and the group kindly let me be nominally No. 1 in the queue.  Unlike them, however, for a number of reasons, I wasn’t prepared to keep awake for thirty-six hours. 

I acquired a tent and a sleeping bag.  I brought my pillow, a torch and my Walkman with mini-loudspeakers.  I set up my overnight quarters on the pavement just outside the Royal Albert Hall and prepared for a good night’s sleep while my then husband and the others decided that the only way to do it was roughing it properly.  I was surprisingly comfortable in my little tent.  Only what I hadn’t bargained for was that everybody else would not only stay up all night, but chat, laugh, drink – and sing.  Tossing and turning in my sleeping bag, by 5 a.m. I’d developed a genuine hatred of Gilbert and Sullivan patter songs in addition to an increase of my existing dislike of Cambridge Footlights-style jokes.  I unzipped my tent, bleary-eyed and highly irritable, just in time for someone to take a picture of me.

The rules of queuing for the Last Night allowed a few hours’ break during the day to go home, shower and change into our evening clothes.  Our group had opted for black-tie and ball gowns, so I scrubbed my face, applied make-up and put on my silk turquoise dress.  As a token of silliness, instead of a Union Jack, I took a hand-puppet raccoon in tails, complete with conductor’s baton I’d made with a plastic straw.  

During the interval, we decorated the brass podium with ribbons and balloons.  Someone found a Keep Out sign from a construction site and affixed it to the rail. 

Thomas Hampson regaled us with Fascinatin’ Rhythm and Nice Work If You Can Get It.  Sir Andrew Davis turned around and, seeing my hand-puppet, leaned down and conducted it for a few bars.  There was the customary comedy weeping while the first violin played Tom Bowling.  It was fun in a delirious kind of way.  Once the orchestra had left, there was the traditional Auld Lang Syne

As we all hugged, some cried, and we dispersed, I knew I’d just had a once-in-a-lifetime experience, undoubtedly worthwhile, but one I definitely didn’t long to repeat.  Some experiences are special because you enjoy them just once. 

Last night, as I watched the general silliness and was moved by Jerusalem and remembered my prommers with fondness, the sight of blue berets with European Union stars filled me with sadness and longing.  As for the waving Union Jacks on plastic sticks, they made me feel more uneasy than ever.

Scribe Doll

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The High-Brow Author and the Best-Selling Writer*

I head straight for the bar as soon as we come in.  “Buona sera,” I say to the barman: hair slicked back, not one crease in his black cotton shirt.  I tell him I very much hope he’ll be able to find a home for the red rose in my hand.  I was harassed into buying it on my way here by a pedlar in Piazza del Popolo, and don’t know what to do with it.  It’ll wilt in the late-June Roman heat before I can put it into water in our hotel room, later this evening.  Such a magnificent rose – can’t he save it? The barman is easy to persuade.  Of course, it would be a pity to waste such a beautiful flower.  He takes it from me and places it into a tall, gleaming glass he’s filled with equally crystalline, cool water.  I thank him and comment on how elegant my rose now looks, standing on the marble counter.

We are shown into the garden.  H.’s writer friend stands up to greet us.  L. is a stocky man, with slow movements, weary.  His eyes are heavy from all they’ve seen and feasted on, in this city where pain and pleasure are equally demanding.  He’s watched, absorbed and written about the world for six decades: not much surprises him anymore.   His heavy eyes slowly follow the designer waitresses as they flow past in their long black skirts or trousers.  Not surprised, no, but enjoying the confirmation that the world is still alive and beautiful.  He wears a sand-coloured jacket, padded with several bulging pockets; he yearned to write after reading Hemingway, as a boy.  His prose is immediate, gritty, intense, crafted to sound as though it doesn’t care about approval.  His characters don’t shy away from diving into life headlong; the leap from the cliff into the sea – the deep, all-embracing sea – is the thrill they need to feel alive.  He takes a packet of cigarettes from one of his many pockets, wedges it between his lips with grace: the cigarette is an extension of his very being.  He cups his hands, lights it and takes a deep drag, his eyes half closing with pleasure, then throws his head back to blow the smoke upwards, away from H. and me. 

I peruse the menu.  H. and I could have dinner at a good trattoria for the price of a cocktail here.  I know we are L.’s guests but, just in case, order a fruit juice and decline his offer of an accompanying snack. 

He and H. discuss L.’s latest novel. The critics are full of praise, but the sales are slow: it’s a stark, uncompromising book, not for the faint-hearted. People these days are too lazy to think, too eager for easy entertainment.  For bestsellers.

I smile and nod, then frown just enough to look as if I’m absorbed by what he’s saying, but I know he is mainly addressing H,. so I can safely let my attention wander.  The staff, male and female, look like they could moonlight on a catwalk.  They carry trays with designer nibbles and fashionable drinks.  At a table not far from us, a man and a woman, both in their sixties, are discussing business – or so their body language suggests.  They are friendly towards each other, but there’s some stiffness in their posture.  He has jet-black hair – a contrast with his grey sideburns – and a large, gold signet ring on his finger.  She has bright blonde hair against an perfectly even suntan.  She keeps toying with her Valentino handbag, lying on the empty chair next to her.  Both are wearing dark sunglasses even though the bar garden is in the shade at this time of evening.  

A little further, on a wrought iron bench with cream cushions, two middle-aged men are engaged in a lively conversation.  They smile, nod, express surprise, sip their colourful cocktails.  One of them has a naturally dark complexion and black hair streaked with silver.  His eyes are quick, his expression falcon-like.  I smile at L., apologise for interrupting.  “Look, darling,” I say to H. “That’s G. over there.”  As though he’s heard me across the garden, G. catches my eye then notices H., next to me.  He smiles, waves at us, gestures an apology to the other man, stands up and walks over to our table.  His stride is elegant, feline, his manner fluid.  “Ciao,” he says warmly, surprised to see us in Rome.

After a brief chat, the time comes for introductions.  Naturally, G. knows L. by reputation and is visibly delighted to meet him in person.  He stoops towards him and holds out his hand.  L. swivels minimally in his chair, just enough to take G.’s hand and glance up at him, accepting the younger man’s tribute.

A few more pleasanteries, and G. returns to his companion across the garden.

“Of course, his books are doing very well,” L. says.  

“Have you read any?” I enquire.

“Once, on a train, I saw a man with one of them,” he replies.  “I asked if I could take a look; I was curious.  I read a couple of pages… The writing is… well, how can I put it? It’s a bestseller.”

* Inspired by – but not remotely faithful to – a true event.

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A Book Review by me for the European Literature Network: Teffi, ‘Other Worlds’

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Learning about Mink

There was a black-and-white photograph of Anna Sergeyevna* in Spanish dress, standing on one of the many cluttered, dusty surfaces in her Cimiez flat.  It stood out amid numerous pictures of family members scattered around the world and assorted knick-knacks she’d accumulated on her extensive travels.  

“Don’t touch anything, darling,” my mother said, then, when she noticed the photograph that had grabbed my attention, whispered, “She was a very beautiful woman.”  

“That was shortly after my first cosmetic surgery,” Anna Sergeyevna said from across the room. “The man was a genius: took fifteen years off my face.”  

In the silver-framed picture, Anna Sergeyevna stood in a proud pose, her shoulders back and her chin raised just enough to signal her unchallenged authority, the brightness and piercingness of her blue eyes captured even on a black and white film.  She wore a dark dress with a wide sweatheart neckline, a tall peineta rising from behind her blonde hair gathered in a soft chignon, and a black lace mantilla cascading on her shoulders.   I was ten years old and thought that, with that fair colouring, Anna Sergeyevna would have looked better in a Dutch costume with a lace cap or a brightly-patterned Russian shawl with tassles. 

My grandmother and I had met Anna Sergeyevna on the Promenade des Anglais.  We were sitting on a bench, chatting, looking at the cyan-blue sea, my eyes squinting in the winter sun, and my grandmother had taken a small metal file from her handbag to sand down the sharp corner of a fingernail.  A broad old lady, considerably older than my grandmother, sat down heavily on the edge of the bench.  Her white hair, yellowed at the tips, was secured in a tight bun, her grey coat  was threadbare and there was a hole in her tights, just below the knee.  I immediately fell silent, as I always did on such occasions, to avoid attracting attention to us as foreigners.  I couldn’t bear any more questions from strangers.  What language are you speaking? Where are you from?  The old lady produced an apple and, saying something in French, extended her hand towards my grandmother.  We had only been in France for a few months and I was only just learning the language, but made out the word Prêter.  My grandmother handed her the nail file.  I frowned at her, trying to catch her eye.  The old lady was probably going to walk away without returning it and we couldn’t afford a new one.  She then proceeded clumsily to peel her apple with it, the juice running all over the metal.  Once she’d finished, she gave the sticky file back without even wiping it clean, said, “Merci, Madame,” and started eating her apple.  I wished we could get up and leave, but my grandmother resumed talking to me.  Sure enough, I sensed the old lady leaning forward and eavesdropping.  Everything inside me shrank.  “Vi govorite po Ruski?” she said a few seconds later.

Meeting Russians, Old Russians, as my grandmother called them, was a frequent occurence on the Promenade des Anglais.  After losing the world as they’d known it, Nice seemed to have become a refuge for many such émigrés.  We would see them stroll along the picturesque seafront, their furs the worse for wear, quiet resignation and indelible pride on their faces.  At least that’s how I remember them.  I also recall their Borzois, as aristocratic-looking and as wistful as their owners.  I would stroke and hug the dogs while their owners engaged in the usual exchange.  “How long have you been here?”, “When did you leave Russia?”, “And your family? Oy, kakoi ujas – how awful!”, “And your granddaughter speaks Russian? Molodetz – well done – my grandchildren speak only French, sadly.”

Vi govorite po Ruski?” the old lady said, more as a happy observation than a question.  A half hour or so later, as we finally stood up from our bench, my grandmother had Anna Sergeyevna’s card in her handbag and we were expected for tea the following Sunday.   

We made our way up the hill to Cimiez, to the address on the business card: an upper-floor flat in an expensive building with sliding French windows and cantilevered balconies with frosted glass guarding.  A dull, caramel Murano glass chandelier that had obviously been intended for a larger room and a higher ceiling spread its tentacles over the lounge.  We sat on the canapé and armchairs with ornate gilded legs, and were served tea in china cups and saucers decorated with girls in straw bonnets and abundant lace petticoats, swaying on swings, watched by young men in redingotes.  Anna Sergeyevna had settled in France after spending years decorating apartments various countries, then renting them out or selling them.  She remarked on how overpriced everything in France was, but at least the climate in Nice was kind to her rheumatism.  She apologised for the mess.  Apparently, she’d recently dismissed her maid and was looking for another, easier said than done, since everybody demanded absurdly high wages.  Her daughter-in-law, who was squandering her son’s hard-earnt money as if it grew on trees, had the nerve to call her stingy.  She’d told her son so many times that marrying an aristocrat’s daughter would only bring ruin, but when men fall in love with a pretty face, there’s no reasoning with them.

Having recently moved to France ourselves, we had no other acquaintances, so calling on Anna Sergeyevna became a regular feature in our lives.  Occasionally, she came to our tiny flat on Boulevard Pasteur, but since our furniture consisted of the bare minimum and we had no sofa or armchairs, we ended up accepting her hospitality more often than we were able to return it.  Still, in the name of her pride, my grandmother would never let us head up to Cimiez without a freshly-baked priannik, kalach or a tray of coffee éclairs from the pâtisserie.  Sometimes, since Anna Sergeyevna still didn’t have a maid to cook for her, my grandmother would take her a pan with something delicious she had prepared herself.  

When Anna Sergeyevna did come to visit us, she would appear not in the grey, threadbare coat I’d seen her in on our first meeting, but  in one of what I soon discovered to be a large collection of fur coats.  “Guess what it is, Katia,” she’d order.  The only one I’d recognise was the umistakable leopard and the tightly-curled Karakul.  My grandmother had told me how newborn or even foetal lambs were slaughtered to make these coats, so, much to Anna Sergeyevna’s disappointment, I refused to feel its softness.  Instead, one weekend, I wrote a story about a leopard fur coat that comes back to life and sinks its fangs into the neck of its owner, in order to avenge the murdered animal.

“How can you expect to get ahead in life if you can’t tell good quality fur from bad?” she once said to me, getting me to stroke her prized, chocolate-brown mink coat.  I felt like Gigi in Colette’s novella.

Once, she came to see us after vanishing for a couple of weeks to have cosmetic surgery abroad, where the procedure was cheaper than in France.  “Wait, don’t move!” she said as soon as she stepped out of the lift at the end of our corridor.  “Now be honest: how old do you think I am?”

I could see my mother and my grandmother struggling to find the right answer.  The skin of Anna Sergeyevna’s face had been lifted and stretched, but her bulk, her heavy step and her swollen ankles were unchanged.  

As we made more acquaintances and I became fluent in French, Anna Sergeyevna became the unhappy, lonely woman my grandmother was kind to after my mother ran out of patience and I refused to frequent an accessory to animal murder.  My grandmother continued to call on her, take her cakes and humour her, until we left France, six years later.  

I still always think of Anna Sergeyevna whenever – increasingly seldom – I see a woman in a mink coat, and find myself automatically assessing the sheen, length, thickness and quality of the fur.

* Name changed.

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Searching for LouLou

I’ve always prided myself on not being influenced by commercials. As a girl, I made many of my own clothes, summer dresses and skirts especially, and would tweak the model, so it would be slightly different from the pictures in fashion magazines.  Whenever a sales assistant tells me that a pair of shoes, a perfume or a coat I’m interested in is “very popular” and that “many people buy it”, I look for something else.  I mean: why would you want to blend into a crowd?  Also, I never wear anything with an visible designer logo on it – why would you actually pay for an item of clothing, then advertise someone else’s business for free? 

Having said all that, there was one time, back in the mid-late Eighties, when I was not only influenced by an ad, I became almost obsessed with it.  I was in my early twenties.  It was the music.  A flute solo, a simple, gentle, wistful melody.  I remember the music caught my attention and I immediately focussed on the television screen.  A very pretty young woman, French, with a beret and a long coat.  She leaves a film set and as she walks away, she removes her beret and reveals a short, glossy bob.  Meanwhile, there are voices asking if anybody’s seen LouLou.  The next shot is of the young woman sitting at a dressing table.   She has pale-coloured eyes, and the heart-shaped face I always imagined typical of a Frenchwoman. “LouLou?” a male voice asks. 

Still from commercial on YouTube
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Oui? C’est moi,” she replies, delicate, yet uncompromisingly confident.

Then the camera zooms in on a blue and red bottle of perfume.  “LouLou, le nouveau parfum de Cacharel,” the male voice-over says.

I began watching commercials in the hope of catching this one.  I couldn’t get enough of it.  I had my hair cut in a short bob, except that my hair, although a dark brown with reddish tones – but naturally wavy – didn’t follow the fluid motions LouLou’s straight and possibly conditioned hair did (I’ve never used conditioner: it’s always made my hair feel too soft, like cat fur).  I did have and wear French berets, but my figure, although slim in those days, was a pronounced hourglass with broad shoulders and wide hips so, much to my sadness, long, straight-cut coats didn’t hang on me with the casual grace they did on LouLou’s waif-like, appealingly androgynous haricot frame.  Above all, though I wasn’t able to admit it to myself, deep down I knew I didn’t have the self-confidence that flashed in LouLou’s eyes as she said, “Oui? C’est moi.”  

I saved up and went to La Rinascente department store to buy myself a bottle of LouLou.  I planned my shopping trip with excitement as I kept playing and replaying the music from the commercial in my head.  At the Cacharel perfume counter, the sales assistant placed the small bottle on the glass surface.  I felt a twinge of disappointment.  I’d been so carried away by LouLou’s assured grace and the haunting music that I hadn’t really taken in the picture of the actual perfume and here it was, a bright, cyan blue base with a kind of barn-red top.  I’d somehow visualised something delicate and made of crystal.  Then came the perfume on the inside of the wrist test.  I cannot remember its scent, only that I jerked my head back, overpowered by its boldness.  Perhaps it was too self-assured for me.  I thanked the sales assistant and left La Rinascente downhearted, my dream of gliding down the streets of Rome, hearing a man’s voice calling “Katia!” down Via del Corso and turning towards him, my bob swept off my face by the wind, replying, “Sì? Sono io,” had been shattered. Perhaps I didn’t know who I was yet.

For several years, I continued to use my mother’s favourite eau de toilette, Cabochard by Grès; its gentleness with a soupçon of bitterness was not only pleasing, but – given how difficult it was to find in the shops – pretty unique.  Eventually, I discovered other perfumes I likedStill, even after I stopped wearing my hair in a short bob and gave up on straight-cut clothes, I could still occasionally hear in my head the music from the commercial.  Gentle, understated, simple, but with layers of colourful undertones: indigo blue, forest green, moonlight silver and flecks of burnished gold.  I realised that it was that, more than the image of a waif-like Frenchwoman, that had made me dream.  I asked friends if they knew what this piece of music was called.  No one did.  How do you find out the title and composer of a few bars that get under your skin, except by humming them to people in case they might recognise it? That, or else you wait and hope.   

There it was, one day, on my beloved BBC Radio3.  That unmistakeable solo flute introducing the melody, soon joined by a like-minded oboe, before the rest of the orchestra flows in.  I held my breath and waited for the presenter’s voice at the end of the piece: Gabriel Fauré’s Pavane in F-sharp minor, Op. 50I had been given the title, the key to my dream.

I now have three recordings of Fauré’s Pavane: orchestral, choral, and for solo piano, as originally composed.  Each conveys slightly different sounds, emotions and colours.  Only last night, while writing this post, I discovered another gem: a piano roll of Fauré himself playing it.  It’s much faster than any of the recordings above, and perhaps the brightest and most exquisite. The gold in it gleams, and gives you a little wink.

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My Work Space

I spend my days at a 60 x 60 cm table with a laminated beech surface and folding steel legs.  It’s an exam desk, really, the kind I sat my school exams at, with a groove for pens. I couldn’t fit anything larger in the corner of the room where I work.

H. and I refer to the room where I work as the bottega. I think he might have come up with it when we first moved to this flat.  It was intended to be my study as well as the guest room, and so has a small double bed on which I sometimes sprawl when sunlight floods in, imagining myself on the terrace of a top-floor flat in Trastevere.  Since most of the hours spent here are taken up with translation from Italian, bottega sounded much more appropriate than workshop, and, let’s face it, its connotations of creativity and genius sound much more inspiring – and carry the hope that wondrous things will produced here.  Once I learn to prioritise and put my life before my work.

You might say that 60 x 60 cm isn’t a proper desk for a professional adult, that I can’t possibly spread out.  Well, that’s true, I can’t spread out as I would wish, but there are advantages to that. For one thing, when my table gets seriously cluttered, the clutter can take up only a 60 x 60-cm area, so, instead of a large, unsightly expanse of mess, it appears like a miniature mess, a bijou mess. Moreover, a mess that’s quick to tidy up.  As for spreading out, this is still possible – and happens daily –  thanks to a little inventiveness.  

My work space can occupy up to two different surfaces, depending on need.  My 60 x 60 desk, also known in our household as the scriptorium, is where I do the bulk of my work.  On it, resting on a Botticelli’s Birth of Venus mouse mat to stop it from sliding, raised on a shoe box from a Regarde le Ciel pair of ankle boots, rests my beloved, hard-working 13-inch personal assistant or MacBook Pro.  In front of it, there’s a silver Bluetooth keyboard and, to its right, a salmon-pink mouse on a mousepad with colourful Rosina Wachtmeister cats enjoying a smiling yellow sun.  Or at least that’s what the artist intended.  I had to cut the side with the smiling yellow sun off because it hung over the edge of the 60 x 60 cm table.  

On the shoe box on either side of the laptop, I keep a chip of smoky quartz and chunk of rainbow fluorite.  I toy with one or the other while searching for a word or struggling with the structure of a sentence.  In the far left corner of the scriptorium stands a smallish, square box painted with pink roses, that came from a pair of Laura Ashley china cups and saucers decorated with the selfsame pink roses.  It’s my mess-reduction box, where all the bits and pieces the 60 x 60 surface won’t tolerate are thrown: post-it notes, bits of paper scrawled with reminders, business cards, bookmarks, a bottle of Faber Castell black ink and a tiny hand mirror.  I can’t remember why the mirror is there, perhaps a necessary accessory to a brilliant idea I may have once had.  The box is primarily used as a support for a small, bright red angle-poise lamp.   I’ve always loved angle-poise lamps and, since childhood, I’ve always liked them red.  Next to it on the box lives a piece of blue-grey celestite.  Next to the bright red lamp, its understated sparkle has a soothing effect.  When translating a particularly lacklustre piece of prose, I sometimes pick it up and look for the rainbows hiding in its clusters of crystal points.

On the far right-hand corner of the scriptorium stands a miniature wooden crate with “FULHAM SW6” engraved on it.  I have no idea what this container was ever intended for and the owner of the bric-a-brac shop in Norwich where I  bought it didn’t have a clue either.  But since I spent my happiest years in London in Fulham, SW6, I had to have  it.  It’s perfect for holding  pens, scissors, a rectangular magnifying glass, a wood and brass candle snuffer, a wide paint brush for cleaning the computer keybard, several highlighters, the plastic orange geometry triangle I’ve had since school, a cloth for wiping the laptop screen and other odds and ends.

And, of course, there’s a candle – sometimes a pillar candle in a glass dish, other times a dinner candle in a bottle, or a nightlight in a holder, but always a candle: I’ve kept one on my desk since my mid-teens. 

Oh, and there’s a tiny pottery owl with colourful mosaic patterns, which I picked up in Dijon after touching its magical stone counterpart carved in the cathedral wall and making a wish.  Someone on Twitter once asked me if my mosaic owl had a name.  I quickly called it Rabelais and decided it had to inspire my original writing.

And so the scriptorium has all the necessities for my work.  Of course, when I translate, although I overtype in English the original text, I still like to glance at the paper copy of the book, its pages kept open with a large paper clip, resting on a bamboo stand for which there is no room on the 60 x 60 surface, so matter how strategically arranged its contents.  This is when I need the secondary work area, and so I put up another folding table, a 48 x 37 cm folding pine table, not very steady on its legs, but a perfect annex desk with enough room for the bookstand and even a mug of tea.  Its small size and light weight make it a versatile travelling writing table I sometimes carry to the living room if I want to scribble while the news or the football is on, or onto the balcony if I want to pretend I’m a writer living in a warm climate, that the gutter where the pigeons nest is actually a dovecote, and the delightful terracotta water feature where the lady blackbirds come to splash around energetically is actually a marble fountain sculpted by Lorenzo Bernini. 

On Friday evenings, my working space undergoes a small transformation.  Bluetooth is disconnected on my MacBook, and keyboard, mouse and cat mousepad, rainbow fluorite and smoky quartz are put away into the shoe box, which is then removed from the scriptorium and placed under the jute basket on the floor next to the table, where I keep the books I’m translating and the bamboo bookrest folded flat, the clipboard with my daily to-do list, my personal notebook, a book or two I’m reading for pleasure, two or three books I mean to read as soon as possible, various notebooks and my Belgian tapestry pencil case with Flemish gable patterns, which contains all my fountain pens, drawing mechanical pencils, travel ink jar.  The laptop is also closed and pushed to the back of the table, ready for my command, but no longer commanding me.  In its place, real paper, real pens and real, glossy black ink.  No translating until Monday.  I can unlock that door in my head and let my thoughts and wishes out to have a good stretch, fill their lungs and breathe words into my pen. 

Scribe Doll      

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After the Solstice

A sound.

I become aware of a sound.  It finds its way to me through the whirring of my laptop, the hissing of the electrical devices, the faint but constant buzzing of wattage adaptors in the ceiling, the dull, oppressive hum of the metal in the roof, my own blood singing in my ears.  I try to focus on my translation, but the sound has now caught my attention and I am drawn to it, want to let it in.  It’s insistent, and what makes it especially persuasive is that it’s alive.  Something between a breath and a voice.  A voice that tells me Listen to me.  What you’re doing is not important… and deep down you know it.  I can’t accept that.  I stare at my computer screen, try to whip my focus back in step with the wishes of the author of the text I’m translating.  Something in my belly rises up to my chest and swells, but I block it in my throat, because I know that if I let it out, it will gush out in a scream.

The sound gently persists and now mutates almost into a song.  I close the lid of my laptop, get up from my desk and tune my ear to the sound, trying to locate it’s origin.  It has a modulating tone, like a voice.  My eyes wander to the French windows and I suddenly see where the sound is coming from.  Well, I can’t see, exactly, but I know it’s edging through the tiny gap between the two halves of the double door.  The same way as I know that there are many colours in this sound, many music notes in this voice – colours I could never find on an artist’s palette, notes never written on any score.  It’s the wind, singing through the gap in the steel-framed doors.

I open the French windows and step out on the balcony, where I am greeted by a multitude of other sounds.  There’s the steely, constant background hum of the traffic on the main road, of course, but the voice of the wind guides my ears towards another frequency.  The high-pitched peeps of baby pigeons in the roof gutter, the swishing of seagull wings in the air, the faraway call of a jackdaw. I fine-tune my ear a little more and look at the Corsican pines in the distance.  Their branches are gently swaying, their needles rustling, their cones softly crackling.  It’s like a perfectly conducted orchestral concert. 

There’s a chill in the air.  I am reminded that the summer solstice was a few days ago, and that the days are imperceptibly beginning to draw in.  A hint of yin to balance the yang. I smile.  I have all these weeks of bright sunlight ahead, to help see things clearly, to gather all the elements needed for the autumn.  All these weeks of sunlight for looking out for things to store for when the weeks come when I will be looking within.  All the bits and bobs, all the odds and ends required to weave wishes into intentions, brew impressions into thoughts, kindle sparks into a fire for when the evenings grow darker, turn hopes into magic.  Magic.  How could I not look forward to that?

Scribe Doll  

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Brownie & Sentinel

“It’s like when you’re happy that two people you really like get together,” H. announced, smiling, after witnessing Brownie and Sentinel engaged in an intimate act on our kitchen balcony. 

I understand it was a blink-and-you-miss-it, straight-to-the-point performance, but long enough for H. finally to establish that Brownie is – as previously suspected – a female, and Sentinel a male.

Brownie has been loitering on the balcony outside my study for a couple of years, by no means the only one of her kind (we are woken up every morning by a chorus of chesty cooing) but her brown and white plumage immediately caught my attention.  As did her persistant observation of me even though I never fed her. I’d look up from my computer and see her perched on the railing or standing right on the other side of the French window, staring at me. In the summer, when I sat in the sunshine, she was the only one to waddle up quite close to my feet, head bobbing. I’d start talking to her and, as far as I was concerned, she listened, her orange eyes fixed on me. 

At the same time, on the other balcony, the one outside our kitchen, there was Sentinel. H. called him that because he seldom left his position on the roof, and would look over the gutter, like a diligent watchman. Grey, but with very distinctive white markings on his head, as though he’d been caught in a crossfire of white paint squirting. There was another reason for our getting attached to him. About two years ago, we found him – for the first time – not at his usual post but on the kitchen balcony, barely moving, eyes closing, hiding in a corner, then behind the shed. We tried calling the RSPCA and the RSPB without any luck.  So, for three days, we kept checking he was alive, worried, I improvised some Qi Gong distance healing, and we hoped. On the third day, he vanished and we were joyfully relieved to look up and see him peering down at us from his usual observation post.

During the first lockdown, I began feeding Brownie. She and I quickly developed an understanding: I would throw seeds on the balcony outside my study once a day, but only when there were no other pigeons around. After all, I didn’t want to turn my balcony into Trafalgar Square. If I didn’t see her for a couple of days, I’d be concerned and stand outside calling, “Brownie? Brownie?” while shaking the glass jar with the birdseed. Sometimes, if I was absorbed in my work, she’d come right up to the window pane and start cooing until I looked up and served her breakfast. We kept up this arrangement for several months, it was our little secret. 

“I think that’s Brownie up there with Sentinel,” H. said one day. 

I rushed into the kitchen. Indeed, there she was, on the roof, next to Sentinel. It was the first time we’d seen her on that side of the flat. Even so, I continued to feed her only on the balcony outside my study.

Then, one morning, as I looked up from my computer, I saw that Brownie had brought Sentinel along. She hopped off the railing as soon as I opened the French window and was soon followed somewhat gingerly by Sentinel. And so I began to feed them both. He gradually became more forward, and now there are times when he’s pacing up and down outside the window even before Brownie.

Only now there’s also Bluto. Large, dark grey, with a prominent nostril cere, an insufferable bully who starts chasing and pecking Brownie and Sentinel as soon as the seeds are on the concrete. Once, I had to resort to a water pistol. So I try and make sure he’s not around before I feed the friendly couple. 

Brownie and Sentinel have been an item for nearly a year now. While the seagulls were nesting on the roof, in early spring, and engaged in regular killing sprees, sending all the terrorised pigeons flying in every direction, they’d often take refuge behind the shed and wait for the commotion to die down before stepping out into the centre of the balcony. They’re an attractive pair. She with her soft brown plumage, he with that shock of white on his grey head and neck. I sometimes see Sentinel puff himself up, spread out his tail, and circle around slender, younger females like an aged Lothario, under Brownie’s watchful eye. His flirting is never successful and the young females fly away as soon as they see him approaching. And Brownie knows that. She just perches on the railing and watches him try anyway. He thinks he’s still young and handsome. Why disillusion the poor fellow?

Scribe Doll

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The rain is calling

The rain is calling. Stop hiding.

I’m sitting at my work table, reading the Saturday papers online while trying to psych myself up to work. My eyes keep drifting away from the screen to the raindrops landing sharply on the pane, like a volley of thin arrows. To the dove-grey sky. Pale but determined. My ears are teased by the creaks and groans of the French window frames in the wind. By the patter on the roof. Weather for staying indoors, weather people call filthy. But weather that strikes me as true to its intentions and so what if it’s May. The rain is calling. 

I put on my wellies and my jacket quickly, so the speed of my gestures can drown out the hesitation in my head. “I’m going for a walk,” I tell H., avoiding his eyes in case I see something in them that may weaken my intention. I glance at the fruit bowl on the dining table. “We’re out of bananas,” I say and immediately wonder why I need a purpose for going out beyond the simple purpose of going out. 

I wish I could just wear my tweed cap to keep the rain out of my eyes and let the rest of my face get wet, only there’s the issue of the mask, these days, the mask that must stay dry, so I pick up my large, orange umbrella.

I walk up the main road, keen to turn off into a side street to get away from the loud sizzle of cars driving in the rain. A sound that’s always made me anxious. I venture into a narrow, residential street and the traffic noise suddenly fades, even though it’s only a few metres behind me. I can hear the rain calling again and I slow down to listen. The trees on both sides of the street form a kind of gallery, I mentally close off reality and imagine that there aren’t expensive houses behind the row of trees but more trees, and more. That there’s a vast expanse of forest. I breathe in the cold, damp air, the scent of wet wood, of raindrops filled with spring blossoms and linden flowers, the rich, moist soil. 

I feel elated. As so often happens when I walk on my own, words and pieces of sentences start rushing into my head. I try and hold onto them, store them in my memory so I can write them down when I get home. I treasure these odds and ends. I walk past a holly bush. The dark, glossy leaves are bejewelled with a few blood red berries. I pick up a couple of soaked, muddy cones fallen on the pavement from pines that reach high into the sky. I stop to look at the bubbles and ever-expanding circles in a puddle. My cord trousers are wet at the knees and the rain is sliding down my ankle-length wellies, the chill prodding at my skin under my socks. I listen to the drops drumming on my umbrella. The rain is calling. 

I want to write all this down as soon as I get home. The colours, the sounds, the scents and above all this feeling of freedom, of being myself. 

I haven’t written anything in a long time. The ink is caked in the feed of my fountain pen. When I do write, what I produce feels inconsequential, lightweight. Fluff. A sentence flashes through my mind that suddenly lifts my spirits. I wish I had a notepad with me to jot it down.

I put on my mask and pop into the supermarket to buy bananas. The artificial lights bouncing off the chrome fittings are hard on my eyes, the nondescript sound of shoppers booms in my ears and there’s that metallic supermarket smell. I grab the bananas – there’s only one bunch left, anyway – swipe my card and dash out into the street again, into the welcoming greyness of possibilities. As I stroll back home, I recall that there was a sentence, something that filled my heart with hope. What was it? I was going to write it down. I thought of it just before I went into the supermarket. I search the corners of my brain. I can’t find it. Oh, no, I can’t remember it. My heart sinks and the grey sky suddenly seems blank. I stop in my tracks. Please, give it back to me. Please.

My writing feels lightweight. Fluff… Yes, but the inside of birds’ wings are also made of fluff,  so they can be weightless enough to fly. 

I hear the rain’s peremptory call. Step forward.

The rain is calling me. 

Scribe Doll

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And what of Italian Fairy Tales?

I would like to draw your attention to an interview I did with fellow Italian-English translator Lori Hetherington about her recently published translation of Emma Perodi’s TUSCAN TALES.

There is a link to the interview on the website of the Italian Cultural Institute in London.

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